My big fat greek wedding gifts
Endaxi, he says, theyre coming home for Christmas and paying their own way.
Vre, then afises tipota sta magazia yia kanan allon?
If youre a Greek woman, date xeni you can treat badly but marry a Greek guy that treats you badly.
An safiso na vgeis exo kai na foras afto to pragma, na me ftiseis!(accompanied by the obligatory biting of the orefinger).If you are a Greek woman, stare menacingly at groom wedding gift box the other women around you, especially if there richer or more attractive than you.Two words His Mother.Gamo t?.(insert relevant noun or phrase) Re, ise sta kala sou?Ego yia kalo sou sto leo!
Tell them they never keep their car clean enough, even if your vehicle is covered in dust, reeks of smoke, and has empty coffee cups and food crumbs covering the inside.
This time the woman turned on him.
When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip.
You have ever had to pick-up your in-laws from the airport with more than one car because all their luggage wouldnt fit into one.
I heard his has a big house but he locks his yiayia downstairs, do you want to marry someone like that?You have ever wondered why your mother-in-laws dinner salads never has any lettuce in them.Do you hear me?Dont do anything until we get there.(in response to the childs use of ta pethia tou _ as an example) Food : Fai pethi mou, fai!I cant wait for another tunnel, the Greek man thinks, so I can smack that Albanian again!This must be the first question asked of your child upon their return home after using the family car To karo mou to kanate vithes!